[Trending] 10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

When you become a parent, time (in retrospect) seems to go by faster. You’re doing your thing – changing diapers, pushing a stroller around, doing mounds of laundry- and BAM, it hits you…that moment of clarity and sobering reality that your life is not just yours anymore.

Well, I’ve been getting more and more of those moments as my son gets older… and you know what? I wouldn’t trade them for anything.

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Planks + pushups are hard with a toddler on your back. He don’t give a sh!t

He unknowingly threatens me with a meltdown of epic proportions so he can do what he wants

He sleeps wherever the hell he wants, including on top of me

He likes my company, particularly after he’s done a massive poop

85% of the suitcase space belongs to him

He designs, but doesn’t build his own train tracks

His kitchen, his pizza. His way. All day

That time we rode an escalator one thousand times just because he wanted to

He’s not into shows like Breaking Bad or Homeland, so we just watch Thomas the Tank Engine instead. On repeat

Best place to sit

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