[Trending] Shoe Salesman Gets Bored At Work And Starts Naming Shoes, And It’s Hilariously Accurate

Christian Louboutin once remarked that “strangely enough, I think that shoes are a communication tool between people.” Though some of us don...

Christian Louboutin once remarked that “strangely enough, I think that shoes are a communication tool between people.” Though some of us don’t think twice about what we throw on our feet every day, it might be telling stories about us that only others can see. One retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what 20 different types of shoes say about those who wear them – and the result turned out to be more hilarious than anyone could have prepared for. If you’re also bored at work right now, this just might get you through the rest of your long, tedious day. Scroll down to enjoy the life and times of everyone’s favourite footwear, and let us know if any of these profiles match you and your shoes!