[Trending Now] 25 Corny Jokes That You Might Actually Laugh At
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Famous for being told by dads around the world, corny jokes are usually only good enough to get a few eye rolls. These, however, are 25 corny jokes that you might actually laugh at!
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25
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
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All of the fans left!
24
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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It was two tired!
23
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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A bagel
22
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
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It got stuck in a crack
21
Why don't they play poker in the savannah?
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Too many cheetahs!
20
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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Christian Bale
19
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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Ten-tickles!
18
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef
17
How does a squid go into battle?
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Well armed!
16
What did the duck say to the bartender?
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Put it on my bill!
15
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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An investigator!
14
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Follow the fresh prints!
13
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
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He drank his coffee before it was cool
12
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A Brazilian
11
What kind of bagel can fly?
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A plain bagel.
10
How is imitation like a plateau?
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They are both the highest form of flattery!
9
A magician was driving down the street...
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Then he turned into a driveway
8
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Bison
7
My sister bet me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...
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You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
6
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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Reality
5
I tried to get a picture of some fog...
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Mist
4
What does a nosy pepper do?
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Get jalapeno business!
3
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
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He was outstanding in his field!
2
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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Because the “p” is silent.
1
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
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I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.